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I Remember When I Was A Kid People Were Saying That By 2011-2015 There Would Be Flying Cars & Shit..
pony-fuhrer: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10516578/ Straight porn, LOL I was there right before she made the video, hahaha.CUM
Ahahaahah xD So i reblogged that giraffe tongueing after someone sent me the link to it in tumblr chat, which was my first checked… then i went to check my messages/submissions, and two people linked it to me in there as wellI love you guys :D
imaginegravityfalls:mochachailattecafe:WAIT A SECOND GUYS YOU KNOW HOW THERE WAS A LLAMA PAINTING IN THE MANSION? I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS ALEX CONFIRMING PACIFICA IS THE LLAMA SYMBOL IN BILL’S CIRCLE OF BULLSHIT IM GOING TO SCREAM “bill’s circle
zicosucks: Think of all the times you’ve been the Disneyland and how an idol was probably there but you were oblivious of the existence of Koreans so you ignored the awkward group of Asians walking around when they were actually beautiful pieces of
itspissbuddy: jealous of people who get omo dreams because i almost never do but ive had a few:first dream i was in the woods in a large mansion that seemed to be abandoned, and i really wanted to pee somewhere weird in there, the whole dream i spent
meterapix:SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
jetgirl78: I knew there was something about this interview that felt familiar.
There’s no way this was an accident… look at that fuckers smug look! I know that look. I get that same look whenever I see my own cock…. =)
minccinorris: party-balloons: San Francisco, CA wow he’s lucky that cop was there to save him from falling jfc
shetattoospeace: ed-double-d-n-eddy: Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe. Well what else are you supposed to do
getoutofmyheadcharles: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be
deaththekid98: 0-memento-mori-0: herooflife: herooflife: I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
momunofu: i was eatching tv and I was thinking “wtf is up with the anatomy in faitly odd parents” the anatomy is so terrible I drew a skeleton to show it I layered it over a normal human skeleton to show the problems it’s subtle but there are
nerdgasmz: nishybix: WELP, FRIENDSHIP IS NO LONGER MY THEME OF THE DAY IT SEEMS. Bitch is gonna fuck yo shit up. (wondering if I should post my ygo (light) guro-shiz… best not lol) MOTHER OF RA THIS
❝...There was something about being there....❞
thetallesthobbit: So I was doing that Hunger Games simulator thing and…TONY ( toxixpumpkin ) NOJesus, Mabel! Calm the fuck down!Run, Nine! Run while you still-Well never mind then.Aw, there, see? That’s the Mabel we all know and lo-What the
never forget your roots
digitaldoggy: one time this dude was being stupid so i said “well you can’t spell stupid without u” and he got really angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a rly long time
bakrua: loldodgers: What if Mike was short for Micycle every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle
zellehc: adampacmanjones: Only bc there was a documentary earlier specifically calling McDonald’s out That’s wassup, so I could leave a McDonalds burger under my bed for 5 weeks and it’ll still be good to go during an emergency? Sweet
ronnyknuckles: e-strong: inbox: there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn” I sent this to my brother to make fun of him for his shitty name but he was much more prepared than I anticipated Damn
audreyii-fic: gubrul: so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking
lovingthystruggle: rome-all-about-loyalty: xqzs:ahrned:priestmahad:yukariakiyamaismywaifu:DOWN WITH BLACKOUT I’M HITTING THE BREAKERS I honestly wish that there was a literal black out so them lights woulda stayed off because like?? you look a fucking
lebritanyarmor: prettyboyshyflizzy: brooklynmademe:prettyboyshyflizzy: The rats fight back round here That’s Jay Street? Lol one time I was coming down the steps at 42nd street and there was a rat chilling on the steps and I was like “well nigga
nowimthevillain:amroyounes:Answer: The third, the lions already starved to deathAnswer: The poison was in the iceAnswer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the pictureAnswer: There is no mail on Sundays yall got too much time on yall
whoir: i was expecting some uplifting photos to counter these but there weren’t any
nudiemuse: summer is over.i saw a whole pack of white girls with terrible box braids.summer. is. cancelled.there was also improper use of bae and turnt.foul.nope.cancelled.
graspmymindset: swantutorial: chytherapper: the-bitch-goddess-success: victorpopejr: Take that picture down THIS IS ITTHIS IS THE CONFEDERATE FLAG ARGUMENTLONG LIVE VICTOR POPE so cute when he said heritage at the end lol The knife was still there
majiinboo: jolinxo: buttercreamrose: bananabreadfather: buttercreamrose: OH MY GOD….. I’m fucking dying rn 😂😭😭😭 her glowing eyes are killing me 😩😂 she prob wishes she was on their league, over there with her peeping ass.
YO THIS GIRL JUST STRAIGHT UP CAME OVER TO MY LITTLE TABLE AT THE FOOD COURT IN THE MALL AND KNOCKED MY SHIT OFF OF IT CLAIMING I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DUDE. I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A HEAVY SET RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS WOMAN. HER BOYFRIEND WAS THERE
superserum: toodlepipjeeves: kaylapocalypse: ktcorn: courtesycalling: kaylapocalypse: If there was a zombie apocalypse the best place to go would be Target. Lets look at the facts: Targets have at maximum 3 windows. And those windows are also
oneoakdutch: medicine: i jus experienced something surreal. so i’m watching family feud and there’s a black family and a white family. the question was “what are types of pictures that your friends send you that you wish they didn’t” and the
magnoliasuggestions: there’s no such thing as being over dressed I went to a mechanical practical exam in a suit. I had to handle dirty tools in a dirty shop with dirty trains. I was over dressed. I did get the job though.
plantmuvaa: I thought this was big ang at first Why she just got lipstick on the skin like that?
jermaineseyebrows: louismcduff: jasminecheri: greeneyes-anddimples: buttimprint: this is so funny What? Lmao Theres no way! 😂😂 😂😂😂 Lol The fuck was the point?
sobeitjay: Adele: *Singing* Jazmine Sullivan: *Comes out the bushes* I wish she did last night on them Grammys. Adele was up there wailing them high notes
prettyboyshyflizzy: thotbrey: westtlee: pumpkinmcqueen: 😂😂😂😂😂 she was hungry she ain’t care Lol, daddy doesn’t have any milk bbg ☺️ I AM DYING lmaooo the way she dove for that nipple though
jeniphyer: hersheywrites: theequeenpin:quixon: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla at y’all a second Y’all want this damn baby? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 STAWWWPPP! This was my favorite
noiamnotdenzelwashington: imsoshive: Imagine if there was a AnkhCon. That would be entertaining as fuck. Niggas cosplaying as Pharoahs and shit. There would be a booth where niggas could get third eyes painted on their foreheads
dynastylnoire: nasfera2: dynastylnoire: Y'all thought I was playing At choir rehearsal catching them Smh pidgeotto was only there to hear the word Yes gawd!!!!
kingjaffejoffer: kingjaffejoffer: I’m such a disgusting pig 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was on the freeway coming home from work, but it was dumb traffic so we’re all going like 5mph … basically at a standstill. I was in the 1st lane and there
cocoabuttabrown: deehenn: athugsdream: gunzonyatmblr: Please bring Cheaters back! 😂😂 man really said she came in to use the toilet while she standing there butt ass naked BUTT ASS NAKED 💀 DEDT 💀
hoeswithclothes: pussypoppinlikepopcorn: mediamindss: imnonbinary: I just heard that the reason that Beyonce announced her pregnancy is because Blue was out there telling all her classmates that her mom was pregnant. When I say I HOLLERED like thats
Ok somebody gotta help me out here…is that just for show or is it functional? If it’s for show, is it detachable? Can you get a different sized one? Did somebody really ask for this?If it’s functional, was there really a need for a
uncle-tomfoolery: lookitscolette: uncle-tomfoolery: uncle-tomfoolery: Please go see if the @JanetJacksen Twitter still exists because it was sooooo funny. There was a tweet about how Janet and Mariah jumped Madonna at an awards show Lmaoooooo This
ruinedchildhood: Cop: Who was there?? I want names!! Me: i aint no snitch, fuck 12. Cop: ill pay for your college tuiti.. Me:
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
ace-procrastinator: Capcom: Here’s the new game, Dual Destinies. Just translate it to English and change a few bits so it takes place in America not Japan, like with the others. Localisation team: Ok cool. Capcom: Oh btw, there’s a character obsessed
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: Took Juvia to the dog park kinda late but I had fun. I met a nice woman there who brought her two Labs along. One was named Gus and he was adorable. The puppy kept playing with Juvia,
decorademon: Cute decora instragram users kawaii_motherfucker and sunnysidecosplay at the Los Angeles branch of the International Harajuku Fashion Walk! Look at their outfits they are so great!! That crochet egg! and the Seifuku!!! I never thought
afrothundrr: boogzart: sultrycoloredwriter: liveyoungdiefree95: ashiros: One of my favorite moments in television. Period. Carlton was killing it I LOVED this. Lol I was there that day Yesss!
my-toxic-romance: imquiteusedtobeingalone: For all the dorks like me who had no idea what was going on in the Tumblr Shutdown of July 2k14 — - I got your back. Here are some badges, friends. Wait there was a shutdown?!
i know the whole situation with north korea and south korea is very big and, yes, i am scared but fyi, today in korea, all people were talking about on tv was the big baseball game and blah blah so again, i understand that this situation is not to be
that-guy-called-scott: ribbu: there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me it’s called the throne Wow, So 123762 people think that the throne of hell belongs to them, this is gonna be like a massive game of thrones when we all die
Thats rubbish. Its more than 1 in 100. In the UK there was a programme broadcast over 2 hours that showed how to spot a psychopath. There are lots of us….some more extreme than others!
geekandmisandry: dinogatorr: iguanamouth: i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and
cummbunny: there is a whole chunk of my life when I was blonde and hated it so I only took black and white pictures
so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba is saying when he curses me the fuck out luckily my sister in law was there tonight when he went apeshit on me so she could translate that he called me a piece of dog shit and a few other
yamborghiini: I was there for you, remember that
